Tuesday, June 22, 2010

FINALLY - this fucking day has arrived

First things first. EVERYONE needs to get their virtual patooties over to The Teen Choice Awards site and vote for Remember Me and Rob - Best Drama and Best Actor/Drama categories. You have to register and pretend you are a teenager, or it won't accept your votes. Shouldn't be much of a stretch - I think most of us act 19 at most in Robville. Or am I insulting 19 year olds?

How awesome if Remember Me won and got the exposure it deserves, now that it COMES OUT ON DVD T.O.D.A.Y.???? Yes, today is THAT day!

Summit promoted Remember Me all wrong and the critics beat it up, swaying the public from seeing what Rob can do apart from Twilight. We can't let this travesty continue!


See what Summit and those evil critics did to Rob??


Fuck the critics! Fuck Summit! Lend your DVD to everyone you know and avenge this atrocity.

If you read my review of Remember Me which was ridiculously long, making up 2 parts you know I really, really, no kidding, LOVED Remember Me.

Besides New Moon, which I went to see twice as a favor to LQ, I have never, ever, never seen a film in a theater more than once. I rarely go to the movies any more as it is. I'm too cheap, I'm too poor and people at the theaters are too annoying. So the fact that I went to see Remember Me THREE TIMES was huge. HUGE! I was aching to see Rob again, once I saw this film the first time.

Achingly, hauntingly, beautiful


I admit in my desperation these long, lonely, Remember Me-free months, I've looked to the internets for solace - watching the same, grainy, illegal, bootleg copy recorded in some seedy Russion porn theater, where these 2 annoying women get up from their seats like 10 times, blocking the screen over and over. Servicing men with blow jobs in the bathroom for a ruble is more important than watching Rob? Really?

Well thank fucking whatever powers that be that all that will now be behind me. Because after work, I am running out to Target with my Remember Me coupon and putting myself out of my misery.

Tonight, I'll be feasting my eyes on this




and this



and, oh, yeah this



And listening to Rob doing commentary! Did you hear me??? Rob doing commentary!

What friggin time is it? Arrghhhhhhhhh! This work day can't end fast enough.

I'm coming Rob, I'm coming (TWSS).

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