Wednesday, January 12, 2011

And the winner is....

certainly not this contest.


The lack of interest is bringing back my recent yard sale memories. You can't even give nice shit away for nothing.


I wish I had 3 calendars, since I really appreciate you ladies for entering your comments, but the calendar goes to...


Your relaying of your husband's comment (although it pisses me off when people call Rob gay!) and your son's aversion to breasts certainly did make me laugh!

Email your mailing address to me at and I'll send this baby on out to you.

I am so enjoying gazing at my calendar right now, as I type. Let me know what you think when you get it.

Thanks again ladies! Here's a little something to show my appreciation:

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Robert Pattinson 2011 Calendar Giveaway!

Damn you, Groupon.

Here I am, now in POST-moving hell. (How the fuck do people work and move and set up a house and have time to take a shower?) But Groupon just had to offer a Shutterfly deal of two calendars for the price of one last week. Except I thought I could make 2 DIFFERENT calendars. Um, no.

So I used half of my precious Sunday last weekend to put together a Rob calendar - before freakin January is over. What a pain in the ass. For some reason my laptop - clueless as I am - has been saving my Rob photos in recent times as bitmaps instead of jpegs. And since Shutterfly only takes jpegs - and I didn't have time to rectify the problem - I wasn't able to use some photos I was planning on putting in the calendar.

But...I just got it in the mail and this thing came out FUCKING GORGEOUS! And I have an extra...

Screw those "professional" Rob calendars that have only ONE giant photo of Rob per month. MY calendar has many Robs per month. Let's just say this works out much, much better.

Trust me. If you are reading this blog, you want this one two of a kind calendar.

Although it's hard to make Rob G-Rated, since he's just naturally XXX, I kept the calendar work and kid safe. This would have been a WHOLE different piece if I was hanging it at home.

So how can you get it?

First, if you're not already, become a follower of this blog. Then, in the comments, tell me why you MUST have the calendar. Whoever makes me laugh the hardest, wins!

Deadline to enter is midnight Tuesday, January 11. (1/11/11 - cool!). I'll post the winner on Wednesday.

Here's a looky-loo (click on photos to enlarge):

The January


Lucky Charm

Remember Me

Bel Ami

Now this is FIREWORKS!

Montauk, L.I.

Thankful for you

Now go forth and make me laugh. Please. I need a few laughs. And you need this calendar.