Friday, August 3, 2012

Please tell me Rob and Kristen find the insanity somewhat amusing

Rob and Kristen have to be finding some humor over the bordering-on-the-psychotic public/media interest in their love life and the resulting ongoing surge of ridiculous stories and speculation. I've started cracking up myself when I see the far-fetched and constant headlines popping up. Of course they could be pissed off that these troglodytes are making money off of their names. But I'm hoping for the former and not the latter.



Let's see what's been "reported" thus far, shall we (not necessarily in order)?



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Rob moved out of his house


Rob told Kristen to move out


Kristen moved out, not Rob


A UHaul was spotted in front of the house


The UHaul was a fake, set up by the paps


Rob was just weeks away from proposing to Kristen


Rob was not weeks away from proposing to Kristen


Kristen and Sanders did not have sex


Kristen and Sanders had an intimate dinner in Germany


The intimate dinner actually included Charlize Theron and others


Katy Perry is considering a relationship with Rob


Kristen wants a meeting with Rob in New York


Photogs got $250,000 from US Weekly


Photogs did not get $250,000 from US Weekly


Charlize Theron is furious with Kristen


Charlize Theron is on set and hasn't actually commented to the press


Rob wants a man-to-man with Rupert Sanders


Kristen's been cheating on Rob since last year


Kristen cheated because of Rob's relationship with Emilie de Ravin


Kristen cheated because she was scared Rob would propose


Rob wants to talk to Liberty Ross


Rob is picking up women in the hotel he's staying at because he has no one to talk to


Rob is in Toronto


Rob is in Montreal


Rob is in New York


Rob is in London


Rob is dead


Rob is staying at Reese Witherspoon's ranch


Reese Witherspoon is counseling Rob since she had a similar experience


Reese isn't counseling Rob


Rob isn't talking to Kristen


Kristen is sending Rob pleading texts


Kirstie Alley is converting Rob to Scientology


Liberty Ross's brother says an affair has been going on since set


Liberty Ross's family denies ever talking to the press


Kristen is hiding out at her parents' house


Rob and Kristen are battling for custody of their rescued dog Bear


Rob is cancelling Cosmopolis promos


Rob isn't cancelling Cosmpolis promos


Breaking Dawn cast is forbidden by Summit to talk to the press


Breaking Dawn cast isn't forbidden by Summit to talk to the press


Rob is dreading Breaking Dawn promos


Kristen is banned from the New York Cosmopolis premiere


Liberty Ross has banned Rupert Sanders from ever working with Kristen again


Kristen got a role in the film Lie Down in Darkness. beating out Jennifer Lawrence


Kristen has not been offered any role in Lie Down in Darkness


Kristen is pregnant - father unknown


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Did I miss anything??


What's even crazier is that people believe this shit! And support this crap with their money (I'm guilty to some extent when I click on their sites, ugh).


It's madness, madness I tell ya! At least they appear to be slowing down...for now.