Rob, your birth is something to celebrate

I know, I know, all of Rob Twidom will be doing a Rob birthday post today. It's like Christmas in May for Rob fans - Rob, Jesus, Rob, Jesus - same thing.

Everything in our world is BR and AR - Before Rob and After Rob. Forget the Christian calendar followed by most of civilization - we are now following the Rob Calendar, starting May 13, 1986. With his birth from here-on-in referred to as "The Holy Day".

So what the fuck. It's my first birthday celebration with Rob and I have this blog, so I'm going for it.

Rob, my birthday boy, my Messiah, in honor of your Holy Day, I will be partaking of the following activities:

- I will blow you out your candles for you. You seem to need a break from this activity.




- I will get my husband drunk and pretend he is Drunk Rob. Here you were last year on your 23rd birthday:

- Or I'll just get Mini-E drunk on Jello Shots:




- I will bake some Vegan Hot Pockets (Gotta love The Google. Someone - most likely a Rob Fan - created a recipe):

Vegan Hot Pockets

Ingredients (use vegan versions):

veggie pepperoni
soy cheese
Pillsbury crescent roll can

Directions:

Preheat oven 270 degrees.

Open your can of crescents and unroll the dough. When unrolling your dough, make sure your slices are big enough to put your ingredients inside and seal. Place your soy cheese on top (no specific amount of cheese) and shred your veggie pepperoni slices on top of the cheese.

Roll up the dough to where no food is showing or pushing out the sides. Taking a fork, press the fork tips at the edges of the dough to seal it up; place each of your pies on a pan and put into the oven for 9 minutes, (or when the bread starts turn a golden brown; or if the cheese begins to run out the sides).

Let cool. Enjoy!

Serves: 4

Preparation time: 5 minutes



- I will take a bite out of your ass a cake with your face on it:



- I'll throw a Twilight-themed party with your face on the plates, napkins and cups:



- Full Sized Edward (FSE) will stand in for you:



- And I'll invite Full Sized Obama over. We'll crank up the Karaoke machine and have a blast singing Bon Jovi tunes:




- And then FSE and I will snuggle together on the couch, and watch you on Oprah:




I hope your day is as wonderful as mine Rob!

BOOTYPEST - bwahahahahahahaaha

Someone in an online comment used the term Bootypest to describe Kristen Stewart's birthday visit to see Robert Pattinson in Budapest this past weekend and I thought that was fucking brilliant! I'd travel to Europe too for a few days if it meant getting to unwrap Rob's package, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Because I have no life, I was telling Mr. B last Friday how it was Kristen's birthday and that rumors were probably swirling about the interwebs regarding Kristen going to visit him, etc. I didn't really think she would fly all the way from LA to freaking Budapest, so boy was I surprised to see that she actually did!

I'm not a big fan of paparazzi shots in general, especially when they are obviously intrusive and deliberately exploitative. Shots at a public airport, that amount to a few seconds of annoyance, don't trouble me quite as much. Like these of Rob and Kristen leaving Budapest together:








And this one of Rob and Kristen arriving in London:

Write a song for me Rob

These photos of them together aren't exactly revelatory to me - I think for anyone paying attention it's clear these 2 are in a romantic relationship. I mean, Catherine Hardwicke let her lips flap and said they were together. She put them together, so that's a source I give some weight to. Although it's pretty obvious without any kind of formal confirmation. They've put people in prison for life with less evidence.

I've said before I don't know why I care if they're together, but I do. It just seems right - how it's supposed to be. Maybe because Rob said so often how he wanted to be with her and I want Rob to have what he wants? I don't know, but it makes me happy knowing they are involved.

But apparently there are some people who really, REALLY, don't want them together. There are those who belive that Rob and Kristen's relationship is simply PR - that Summit is forcing them to spend personal time together in order to promote the Twilight series. Yeah, Rob and Kristen really seem like the easily manipulated types - um, uh, NOT!

While I would love to see a shot of them kissing or something - so I can sigh and go "oh, that's so sweet" - I really respect them for keeping their relationship to themselves. I am so sick of all the fame whores that Reality TV and the Internet haa created, so what a breath of fresh air to have young actors who aren't playing that game. It's obvious they have zero interest in being "celebrities" - and act accordingly.

Which must explain why Rob is the person I am blogging about. He doesn't seem to play games.