Whew! Glad all my hard work paid off...

As I'm sure you've all heard, Rob won Best Male Actor for Remember Me at last night's Teen Choice Awards.

Because of me.

Yes. It's true.

Don't believe me? You'll see tonight when they broadcast his acceptance speech.

"Thanks especially to my Bitch for your efforts. I will repay you with my tongue."


My secret weapon? I've been traveling the country giving out free Silly Bandz to every tween with computer access, bribing them to vote for Rob in that category.




No, not really. I don't have that kind of money, or that kind of time. But I bet I could get a whole lot of free dishwashing in exchange for this latest tween crack if I did. The coolest ones that just came out are solar powered - they go from white to purple as soon as you hit the sun. I could probably get my house cleaned in exchange for those.

Anyhoo... I'm gratified to know that I'm not the only one who is obsessively in love with Remember Me. I spent much of my weekend at the beach last week trying to get the house to watch it with me - to no avail. Bastards. I bet THEY didn't vote for Rob. But I'm sure glad a lot of other people did.

Congratulations Rob!

Glad I could win this one for you.

Seriously? Teen Choice Awards - you can STILL vote

Jeez. This is like the longest voting period ever. So head on over to Teen Choice Awards and help Rob and Remember Me WIN an award!

I've been over there voting at this site so many times I feel like I'm married to it. Which makes me feel old and tired, like my real marriage. They have more categories for this thing than the Academy Awards, Grammy's and Emmy's combined. Well maybe not. But they keep adding more all the time, so as soon as they create a category for "Best Zit Cream" (teen awards, get it??) I think it will.

At this point I just skim through and look for categories that have Rob, and if I'm feeling generous, some of the Twilight cast. And anything with Modern Family (best show ever!) and anything I can vote against Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.

Put aside at least 3 hours to wade through this thing, but if Remember Me WINS, it will all be worth it, right?

**Note to Summit: I'm still waiting for my paycheck for promoting this film in an effort to make up for your shiteous attempt. **

Remember Me #1 Film of 2010!

According to me! Well, and these guys. I have no idea what or who Entertainment Focus is, but they have great taste!

So in honor of this great honor, I am posting the latest stills released from Remember Me below.

Mr. Bitch watched the movie with me for the first time this past weekend (I say first time because he's already caught some more during my subsequent viewings) and the first thing he said was "Rob was really good in that". Oh be still my heart! But he didn't like the ending - because Rob died and that made him upset. Or that's what he said.

I can't get Mr. Bitch to vote in the Teen Choice Awards to get Remember Me even MORE recognition, but you can. Just remember your birthdate falls in the same year Remember Me begins (1991) and you'll be all registered and ready to vote.

Here are Rob's categories:

Movie Actor: Fantasy
Movie: Drama (Remember Me)
Movie Actor: Drama
Chemistry
Liplock
Male Hottie

And to reward you for your efforts, here's some Rob as Tyler goodness (click for larger - seriously):

FINALLY - this fucking day has arrived

First things first. EVERYONE needs to get their virtual patooties over to The Teen Choice Awards site and vote for Remember Me and Rob - Best Drama and Best Actor/Drama categories. You have to register and pretend you are a teenager, or it won't accept your votes. Shouldn't be much of a stretch - I think most of us act 19 at most in Robville. Or am I insulting 19 year olds?

How awesome if Remember Me won and got the exposure it deserves, now that it COMES OUT ON DVD T.O.D.A.Y.???? Yes, today is THAT day!

Summit promoted Remember Me all wrong and the critics beat it up, swaying the public from seeing what Rob can do apart from Twilight. We can't let this travesty continue!


See what Summit and those evil critics did to Rob??

Fuck the critics! Fuck Summit! Lend your DVD to everyone you know and avenge this atrocity.

If you read my review of Remember Me which was ridiculously long, making up 2 parts you know I really, really, no kidding, LOVED Remember Me.

Besides New Moon, which I went to see twice as a favor to LQ, I have never, ever, never seen a film in a theater more than once. I rarely go to the movies any more as it is. I'm too cheap, I'm too poor and people at the theaters are too annoying. So the fact that I went to see Remember Me THREE TIMES was huge. HUGE! I was aching to see Rob again, once I saw this film the first time.

Achingly, hauntingly, beautiful

I admit in my desperation these long, lonely, Remember Me-free months, I've looked to the internets for solace - watching the same, grainy, illegal, bootleg copy recorded in some seedy Russion porn theater, where these 2 annoying women get up from their seats like 10 times, blocking the screen over and over. Servicing men with blow jobs in the bathroom for a ruble is more important than watching Rob? Really?

Well thank fucking whatever powers that be that all that will now be behind me. Because after work, I am running out to Target with my Remember Me coupon and putting myself out of my misery.

Tonight, I'll be feasting my eyes on this




and this



and, oh, yeah this



And listening to Rob doing commentary! Did you hear me??? Rob doing commentary!

What friggin time is it? Arrghhhhhhhhh! This work day can't end fast enough.

I'm coming Rob, I'm coming (TWSS).