Rob and Kristen have to be finding some humor over the bordering-on-the-psychotic public/media interest in their love life and the resulting ongoing surge of ridiculous stories and speculation. I've started cracking up myself when I see the far-fetched and constant headlines popping up. Of course they could be pissed off that these troglodytes are making money off of their names. But I'm hoping for the former and not the latter.
Let's see what's been "reported" thus far, shall we (not necessarily in order)?
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Rob moved out of his house
Rob told Kristen to move out
Kristen moved out, not Rob
A UHaul was spotted in front of the house
The UHaul was a fake, set up by the paps
Rob was just weeks away from proposing to Kristen
Rob was not weeks away from proposing to Kristen
Kristen and Sanders did not have sex
Kristen and Sanders had an intimate dinner in Germany
The intimate dinner actually included Charlize Theron and others
Katy Perry is considering a relationship with Rob
Kristen wants a meeting with Rob in New York
Photogs got $250,000 from US Weekly
Photogs did not get $250,000 from US Weekly
Charlize Theron is furious with Kristen
Charlize Theron is on set and hasn't actually commented to the press
Rob wants a man-to-man with Rupert Sanders
Kristen's been cheating on Rob since last year
Kristen cheated because of Rob's relationship with Emilie de Ravin
Kristen cheated because she was scared Rob would propose
Rob wants to talk to Liberty Ross
Rob is picking up women in the hotel he's staying at because he has no one to talk to
Rob is in Toronto
Rob is in Montreal
Rob is in New York
Rob is in London
Rob is dead
Rob is staying at Reese Witherspoon's ranch
Reese Witherspoon is counseling Rob since she had a similar experience
Reese isn't counseling Rob
Rob isn't talking to Kristen
Kristen is sending Rob pleading texts
Kirstie Alley is converting Rob to Scientology
Liberty Ross's brother says an affair has been going on since set
Liberty Ross's family denies ever talking to the press
Kristen is hiding out at her parents' house
Rob and Kristen are battling for custody of their rescued dog Bear
Rob is cancelling Cosmopolis promos
Rob isn't cancelling Cosmpolis promos
Breaking Dawn cast is forbidden by Summit to talk to the press
Breaking Dawn cast isn't forbidden by Summit to talk to the press
Rob is dreading Breaking Dawn promos
Kristen is banned from the New York Cosmopolis premiere
Liberty Ross has banned Rupert Sanders from ever working with Kristen again
Kristen got a role in the film Lie Down in Darkness. beating out Jennifer Lawrence
Kristen has not been offered any role in Lie Down in Darkness
Kristen is pregnant - father unknown
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Did I miss anything??
What's even crazier is that people believe this shit! And support this crap with their money (I'm guilty to some extent when I click on their sites, ugh).
It's madness, madness I tell ya! At least they appear to be slowing down...for now.
Friday, August 3, 2012
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